Stitch the builder..

The GC and I had a dinner to go to tonight, but we were late. Why ? Well, as we were heading out the door, I turned to say goodbye to the kids and the sitter, who were at the table eating dinner. I suddenly noticed that one of the legs of the table was tilted out about 30 degrees, and the table was leaning towards the leg, about to fall over.
I ran over and reached under the ltable, and found that the bolts were missing from the leg. Suddenly, the opposite leg started sagging. I ran over there, and found the bolts missing too.
Kids, where are the bolts?
"I don't know!"
"I don't know!"
"what did you do with them. ...stitch, stop leaning on the table!!!"
"Stitch? Did you take them? "
Stitch then reached across the table to his "Home Depot" tool box, which he had just gotten today as a gift. He opened a drawer...... to reveal 6 BOLTS! This table, which seats 12 people, was being held together by 2 bolts!! He had taken off the rest!
I'm still in shock that he figured out where the bolts were.
Now, if only I could get him to fix the heater in the car...